this is awesome!!

imonit:

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T’was the week before Christmas, and all through the floor,
The lasix was filling the Foleys galore.
Stockings were worn to prevent emboli.
They came in two styles: knee- and thigh-high.

The patients were nestled half-assed in their beds,
While visions of stool softeners danced in…

nurse-on-duty:

When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

Realizing the patient you’ve just injected has a serious infection causes you to stab yourself with the used needle.

A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a…

elephandango:

the head nurse

at this pretend tv hospital

has never been to college

nursing4n00bs:

FACTOID FRIDAY

Christmas Disease is another name for hemophilia B, a rare form of the clotting disorder. It was named after the first patient diagnosed, Stephen Christmas.